JPing

The act of ignoring or ghosting an individual, particularly leaving them physically.

Im going to be JPing her, so I can spend time with you.

by Rafaelred May 13, 2021

JPing

When you or a friend decide to randomly dump an immense amount of trauma or needlessly sad discussion into a good and perfectly happy moment. Usually most practiced to gain pity by catching people off guard and force discussion in their favor.

"You ever just think about that one time I suffered because of one role?"

"Dude what the fuck, I'm literally just eating a salad here, stop JPing."

by Riceism March 17, 2022

Jping Clan

A Roblox Clan of people known for dedicating their life to rip-off legendary football on Roblox. They are spotted only playing Lob Games but if they are not doing that, they are busy arguing with another person in the game server who probably just dogged them. Typically, these type of people are between the ages of 5-10.

Jping clan member: Ooo I caught a Jp I’m clipping for a montage

by Lightxz December 19, 2021

Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013