It's friday 

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head

It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!

It's friday by markieg April 12, 2011

boy howdy it's friday

Common greeting given on Friday, the traditional end of the working week. Used to express the feeling of intense relief and anticipation that comes on the verge of the glorious weekend.

"Boy the fuck howdy, it's friday."

boy howdy it's friday by the hated milk machine March 1, 2005

Fuck it's Friday (FIF) 

Derived from the term TGIF (thank god it's Friday) along with special thanks to the annoying new hit single by Rebecca Black, the term refers to the moment you think about 'Friday' the song, when you realize it's Friday.

Bob: Hey John! can you believe it's Friday already?

John: *It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend*

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Fuck it's Friday (FIF)...

Fuck it's Friday (FIF) by Arctic.Spirit April 28, 2011

Thank Gnome it’s Friday 

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

Thank Gnome it’s Friday by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021

not gay if it’s friday 

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

not gay if it’s friday by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

Thank the Universe it's Friday 

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

Shitting like it’s Black Friday 

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

Shitting like it’s Black Friday by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023