intestinal

It is when you're buttfucked in the ass and you feel a penis ride up and tickle your small intestines

Yo he got intestinal

by Yolomaster6837 October 3, 2016

Intestinal

A thing that is used for baby's

Intestinal: Oh hey 👋

Inside: Don't even think about it

by Gurlygurlgurl July 8, 2017

Intestinal Testimony

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

by Catnymph July 22, 2010

intestinal terrorist

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

by babates February 24, 2006

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

intestinal haunting

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.

Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015