In the Box

A straight man pretending hard to make everyone think he is gay.

Named after Walter Box, the famed track star that pretended to be dating Sam Smith while secretly having an affair with a woman.

Walter: Let's go suck dicks!
Sam: Walter, I don't think you're gay. I think you're "in the box".
Walter: I... um, I like boobs
Sam: I knew it

by WheezyLegere September 08, 2016

Flag

Get the In the Box mug.

Boxing Box Boxing

The act of fisting your partner's vagina on December 26th, traditionally known as Boxing Day.

My girlfriend and I did some Boxing Box Boxing on each other this year; it's become a new Christmas tradition!

by David Tyrell December 24, 2020

Flag

Get the Boxing Box Boxing mug.

box is box

The philosophy that regardless of attractiveness, age, and possibly (thanks to science) even gender, vagina is vagina and sex is sex.

Man, that chick was less attractive than my ass chihuaha, but box is box!

by Hambizzle October 24, 2005

Flag

Get the box is box mug.

box in a box

the greatest response to an snl skit ever

bush is ruining the country, but my bush never lies, its my box in a box for you

by YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY November 03, 2008

Flag

Get the box in a box mug.

Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008

Flag

Get the Box Boxing mug.