Heidi Salami

My old fuck buddy

I can't wait to Heidi Salami tonight.

by diskullman February 3, 2010

Heinz Sight

Having regrets about putting too much ketchup on your burger

damn, getting Heinz sight. this is really good though

by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017

Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017

Hini Swizzle

Slang for the H1N1 flu or swine flu - (H1N1 = hini)

Hey make sure that they sanitize that needle when you go in for that industrial piercing... You don't want to catch the Hini Swizzle from a skin stabber... That would be enough to make you really want to mirk-out!!!

by The_Merkin_Myre_Fire November 5, 2009

Heidi Syndrome

Condition in which a person has an obsession to be perfect.... The person also typically works too hard at school and double checks work very frequently. It should also be mentioned that the person suffering from Heidi Syndrome or colloquially known as Heidism also goes the extra mile with EVERYTHING (including extra-curricular activities!).

Building a test track for a competition = Heidi Syndrome

Spending a week double checking a report, only to actually finish the day before its due is another Heidi Syndrome type activity

Trying to get as many scholarships as possible = more Heidi Syndrome activity

by nerdyVampire September 12, 2010

Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog

That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"

by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022