Gwirdle

1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore
2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel

Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle.
Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons.

Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field?
He's a bit of a Gwirdle.

by Chris Zed September 26, 2005

Gwindle Sticks

He is a very kind waiter who got kidnapped, which then the kidnapper brought him to a cave and in the cave was a mansion where they lived together. His manager sadly died the same day he got kidnapped. His full name is Gwindle Sticks. He made the name himself when he misheard 'Winter club' as Gwindle sticks. Don't ask me how he heard that.

I really like the name Gwindle Sticks

by Anonymous2354236 November 29, 2021

girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

by M January 18, 2004

Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

Girdled

Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation

I just girdled that fat bastard

by Nick Sanders February 11, 2013

girdlewood

A rare species of cunt. The majority of girdlewoods are snakes and love food.
They also have an amazing ass which compensates for the lack of tits.

She is such a girdlewood!
Oi girdlewood!!!

by Itsgirdlewoodinit February 13, 2017

girdle

The part of the body where the chin meets the neck.

*pinches neck* I got your girdle! (Guarantees a laugh every time!)

by KristenE_H October 1, 2005