Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.

- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."

by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Jeff Gordon's Garage

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.

-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.

by Super_Jew September 4, 2009

the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

Robert Gordon’s College

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd

Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane

by Bedifdsre March 31, 2019

Robert Gordon’s

If you go to Robert Gordon’s your rich or just really smart. You also get bullied because you go to this school. If you go to this school that’s a big “oh dear” from Esama and Zxu.

“Do you go to Robert Gordon’s,”
“Yes”
“Oh dear!”

by lankyman123 November 3, 2020