glorbius

A hang nail on your glaplos jeeblus

Hey, I'm gonna cut off Hailee's glorbius

That's insane

She'll like it.

by I love bubblebass January 19, 2025

glorbius

A hangnail that's on your jeebus florblax

I'm gonna cut off hailee's glorbius

by I love bubblebass January 19, 2025

Glorbius

A person who has gotten so morbidly obese their speech is effected by their fat neck.

"look at glorbius over there"
"JESUS, SHES BASICALLY CHOKING ON HER TOUNGE"

by big0tkiller May 16, 2025

Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

glorbises

A particularly nasty type of STD prevalently found in populations of philosophy graduate students.

I would really enjoy Hume more if my glorbises weren't itching so badly.

by Isaac Meyers December 11, 2009

glimbo glorbus

A silly little blue alien boy on the planet of Azulia

Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were a glimbo glorbus in disguise."
Person 2: *eyes dilate and human skin starts peeling off, showing the true azulian blueness they really are* "What makes you think that?"

by i is stupido May 27, 2023

Gloria and Glorius

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.

"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"

by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023