GROOT

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

by Rich_mcd September 23, 2016

Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

Groot

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

by Lucubriousness March 13, 2009

Groot

I am Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

by ShinyFlygon August 7, 2014

Grooted

The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.

"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"

by a meber of 2 company October 6, 2011

Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot

by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014