Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007

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Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

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When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick

Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick

by xaxsxs January 10, 2007

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by poopyfacehehe April 26, 2006

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A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024