flits

Flits; is a combination of breast (tit) and flab (f); therefore becomes flits. The term refers to breasts that are only as large as they are due to the bearer being overweight.

Man1: Dude look at the tits on that girl!
Man2: Yeah but they are not tits, they are flits.. 90% flab!
Both: UURGGGHHH GROOOOOSSSS!!!!

by Robin Goodfellow December 27, 2007

Flits

Flits is a shortened way of saying flabby titties around jiggerboo black women without alerting them to avoid causing you serious harm (goddamn flit carrying jiggerboos!).

BITCH! you's betta put them titties back in that shirt shyiiit... aint no one wanna see them disgusting flits of yours.

by boozec November 14, 2009

Jeez o Flips

An accepted variation of saying "Jesus Christ" within circles in the Washington DC area.

Jeez o Flips you scared the shit outta me!

by Ferron PH February 23, 2009

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 1, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

All Flats

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.

Restaurant staff are often annoyed when patrons order "all flats", especially on busy nights.

by WavesofSound88 May 24, 2017

lord of the flies

Golding's book about the fall of society and how humans are really animals at heart and when all rules are removed, the "beast" is let loose. The book is full of metaphors, For example the title "The Lord of The Flies" means Satan. The title was originally "Strangers From Within" this again represents how fragile human society is and how different we all are when we rules are removed. There is a lot of mention in the book to the "beast" this again is just another form of satan and how he can corrupt man- eventually making the character Jack to go mad and lead the rest of the tribe to kill Simon and Piggy and attempt at killing Ralph.

Notes on characters-
Simon= he understands whats going on and attempts to stop it. This leads to his death.
Jack-the leader of the "tribe" he goes mad attempting to destroy the beast-which leads to him becoming the beast incarnate.

by Deathbyspoons July 13, 2004