FTSOF

For the sake of fuck.

FFS = "for fuck's sake", NOT "for fuck sake".

And, "for fuck's sake" = "for the sake of fuck". Just as "for Pete's sake" = "for the sake of Pete", or "for goodness' sake" = "for the sake of goodness".

Stop typing "for fuck sake", FTSOF!

by The Spelling Fairy October 23, 2009

ftsom

F*ck the shit out of me

I want you to ftsom

by babykins February 23, 2015

ftso

fuck the shit off; the last resort of the acronyms when dealing with utter plebs

pleb69: ur mom is so ghey
jeliza: ftso

by JelizaRose March 9, 2008

ftsoy

fuck the shit out of you

I wanna ftsoy

by MrPatron98 August 11, 2016

FTSMF

"Fuck that shit motherfucker"; or, "Forget that stuff, my friend" in case your pastor overhears you. A strong expression of disagreement or rejection.

You: Hey man, instead of having that threesome with your girls tonight, hang out with me while I go to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Me: FTSMF

by apex swims the ocean January 15, 2008

FTOF

Fuck The Old Firm.

The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are neds. More enlightened glaswegians support Partick Thistle FC. Most civilised people will take the attitude of "FTOF".

"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"

"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"

by Mary Hill January 8, 2006

ftsoh

acronym for " fuck the shit out of her"

bob: hey rob whay do you think about bobby?
rob: i would totally ftsoh. she reminds me of your mom.

by zarmstr1 June 8, 2009