fart bag

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.

Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!

by GaryMoore May 15, 2018

Fart Bag

1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.

She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.

by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013

Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

by WebKoala November 23, 2013

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011

fart bag

Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.

Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.

by burtsturd May 23, 2006

fart bag

someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.

Ugh, don't mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.

by Frederick Balloons June 23, 2005

Fart Bag

A word used when someone is showing lack of effort, or a way of saying your weird. Commonly used popularized by Aryan Patel.

Man your really being a “fart bag” right now.

by Chikabou December 11, 2019