FAFFOT

A word used by complete "Noobs" in a failed attempt to "Pwn" their superiors.

OMG Jiggy that was my freekin drop you faffot

by Robbie and Rick January 26, 2006

Faffometer

A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.

or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.

My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.

by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009

Fafoot

A fafoot is one who has acne with extreme eybrows. These people are mostly found tall.

Teach me how to fafoot.
HaHa did you see that fafoot kid yesterday?

by The Mamba24 November 19, 2010

faffoon

(n), dumbass
used as you would use the word nigga

whats up my faffoon
yo faffoon, what it do

by beatthembongos June 16, 2010

fagfot

This word describes a homosexual with a foot fetish

Gay dude: “Take your shoes off!”
Chad: “No fagfot”

by Sock Guy October 18, 2020

Fafgot

A fafgot is a man that either lacks any or refuses any contact with the same sex, much like the slur "Faggot" fafgot could also be used as a slur. It may also be used in everyday sentences, much like the slur "Faggot" it carries a lot of weight in its own existence.

Example: Hey, look at that fafgot..

Example: I think Jeffrey might be a fafgot, I've only seen him around women, and it kinda worries me.

by PuroPyro August 21, 2021

Faffeth

To not be silly - (Adjective)

Definition: Another word for “silly”, “Goofy”.

Tis’ but a scratch, do not faffeth about it.

by DoeWobo2010 May 4, 2023