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Explart

An explosive, unexpected, rude, liquid-based yet coagulated, fabric drenching, stitch splitting, mud knuckle sweat bucket of a typically scorching hot, magma-resemblant, oxygen depriving, physically, emotionally and psychologically devastating fart. So much so that to even use the word fart above is just a mistake, because its shartile percentage exceeds such a regulated standard. Has been known to strike in times of extreme heat, stress, post-cumin infused meals, after drinking cheap beer, irish car bombs, pretty much any burrito you dabble with, or anything you ever might find yourself purchasing from a street vendor in New York City...ever. At all. I hope for your sake you are not taking the NJ Transit on the day that your initial Explart strikes, because you'll probably never be the same. Good luck.

Side Note:

Though it is more graphic and pungent than the typical shart, they still derive from the same family of digestional disrupt.
" So I was on my way to Billy's house with Margaret and Katherine, and she was really nervous about seeing him. He answered the door with no shirt, and this bitch just explarted immediately. It was probably the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen.. I mean just poo, e v e r y w h e r e. It's been nearly 2 months and his front stoop still looks like the sprinkler caught it."
by A Qualified Professional September 7, 2011
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Explatuate

To rephrase a saying in a more offensive manor.
1 (normal dialect): This steak is excellent

2. (Explatuated): This steak is the fucking shit, mother fucker!
by Joshy March 28, 2003
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explantandate

its very fucking awesome but in a rare way
Big Dick Black Boy Swag Man: my music taste is often called immaculate not to toot my own horn or anything.

Horny Weird Bubble Booty Latina Shorty: no. its rare. its explantandate.
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explater

a word that means i will explain later explain+later=explater
normal kid 1:man that was so cool

normal kid 2:i know

geeky asian kid:kschhhhhh... what are u talking about

normal 1: ummmmm.. yeah... i gotta go. explater dude. go chop out your duodeum,geek.
by daniel ryan November 28, 2006
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explant

Etymology: explain; rant

Definition: An explanation that is also a rant; a rant that has an explanation in it; an explanation that has the tones and themes of a rant, but still gets an explanation across

Verb or Noun
"Before I explant, let me start off my chastising every one of you..."

"Wow, Bill's explant was great! I mean, in between all the curse words was a real explanation of why the bosses are really screwing us over."

"Done explanting?"
by Trip Nixon September 22, 2009
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explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.
I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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explateration

A combination of cogent explanation and egregious brain dump.
The field of quantitative research in economics is predicated upon the process of explateration.
by gmoman July 20, 2011
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