by MikeTheeCannibal April 4, 2009

sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
