Eating people

To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.

"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"

by MikeTheeCannibal April 4, 2009

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.

Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022

dinosaurs eating people

the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old 🫀

M-Hey have you heard “Dinosaurs eating people?” F-“It put me in my feels ✨🫀”

by -the real slim shady 🫀 December 21, 2020