Dr. Pepper

it gets the taste of dick out of your mouth.

"Hey Lou, you seem like you are cool as shit."
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you"
from the back...
"Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth"
Lou says
"Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga.

by pacospelotas September 13, 2009

Dr. Pepper

As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.

gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.

by dj gs68 October 14, 2003

Dr. Pepper

the name of my vaginal physician.

mom!!! i need to make a friday appointment with dr. pepper!!!

by no hay problema February 29, 2004

Dr. Pepper

An American soda, If I had to describe the taste, I believe I would say "rusty" , yes... A nice blend of carbonated tetanus

The rusty nail in a can...

by MulletMaster April 25, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Should be arrested.

I dont think Dr. Pepper is qualified to be a soft drink...

by Zero January 3, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

Dr. Pepper

The act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor.

Well I was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest Dr. Pepper I've ever had

by Geometric lover August 14, 2010