Dirty ryan

A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.

"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"

by Jamco95 June 9, 2020

dirty ryan

a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.

look at dirty ryan have at it

by corgi was here June 11, 2018

dirty ryan

When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.

"Hey dude....how was sex last night?"
"Man she loved it, no chick can resist the dirty ryan!"

by BigPoppaChump April 29, 2006

Dirty ryan

A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake

I have just been blessed by a dirty ryan

by Sluttyfireman May 28, 2020

Dirty Ryan

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

"dude, I got a dirty ryan from that knocked up girl at the party last night"

by lottsoflove October 24, 2009

Dirty Ryan

When you fuck so long you cum but with little to no orgasm

Person 1: How was the sex last night?
Person 2: Horrible, it went on for so long I pulled a Dirty Ryan.

by HiQualiti April 16, 2020

Dirty Ryan

A fat pig who has pictures of gay pornography on his mobile phone

Look at that dirty Ryan in the corner

by I hate my ugly friends August 4, 2021