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Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."
"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."
by TWL.com August 12, 2008
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That's so diesel

The opposite of that's gas (used for saying that someone / something makes you laugh a lot. Synonyms and related words. Funny, playful and humorous.)
by Bobert Robert April 7, 2023
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Diesel Status

The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.

Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
by KING CUBA May 12, 2011
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Diesel Squat

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011
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Diesel shop groupie

Guy who hangs around diesel shops hoping to see someone roll coal. Doesn't work at the shop but you can find him there uploading to Instagram or YouTube.
Does mitch work here?
Nah, he's just a diesel shop groupie.
by Big Ole Mike April 15, 2021
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Diesel Sniffer

A female country music band groupie. Most notably found in Texas, although sightings in other parts of the USA have been reported.
She's a true diesel sniffer. She's out back sniffing around that diesel tour bus looking for a band member to sleep with.
by CaliforniaCowboy November 20, 2010
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diesel stack

Another word for a comb over.

Derived from the flappy lid thing that tractors and american style lorries used to have over their upright exhausts that flap when the engine is revved hard.

Perfect exponents of the diesel stack= Jackie Charlton the footballer and the Rab C Nesbit character off of the Hamlet cigar adverts
Gerald: Checkout the diesel stack on that guy!!

Arthur: Whoah, Rab C eat your heart out
by ebuyergum July 14, 2009
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