Day kill

A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.

Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.

by Retr0__760 September 19, 2019

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When you have a day kill and you’re ready to pine her!

Man I got the send shits, you have a washroom I can use?

Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!

by Dequavis September 19, 2018

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When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.

Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek

by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019

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Day kill

Day kill is the act of wasting ones day away by pounding a bottle of nyquil first thing in the morning.

(Someone else) how was your day?
(You) wha- I dunno at all, I day killed the fuck outta today.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

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kill day

Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14

BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!

by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023

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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

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