Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

by bumble dick November 25, 2020

Dasbomber

A word used to describe someone with beauty rivaling gods

did you see that guy that just walked in?

no i must have missed him, why?
he must have been the hottest person i have ever seen, a real Dasbomber!

by NotSmull December 26, 2021

Dismember

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.

He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.

by Lichdom January 2, 2012

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

Let the Nepalm Rain

by Gunboy March 20, 2004

Dissembler

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker

I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler

by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008