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crafty sniff

when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi
pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff
by smellypoostick December 7, 2010
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crafty shufti

An expression brought back to Australia from Palestine after First World War by returning soldiers. This expression has its roots in the Arabic word 'shufti' (sic) and means in Australian slang to have a look or have a peek, usually at something out of the ordinary.
Hey mate, take a crafty shufti at that piece of crumpet.
by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006
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croft steady

a skateboarding / hip hop crew from swindon trying to keep the CROFT, STEADY!
person 1: hey who are them guy?
person 2: they are croft steady! they roll deep blud!
by croft steady October 16, 2008
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Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010
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Crafty-Sue

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with making craft items such as quilts, sewn items, jewelry, etc.
"Gwen is a real crafty-Sue! Have you seen the quilt she made?"
by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021
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Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away
Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it
by anonymous May 30, 2023
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Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special
by Arlibarli January 7, 2026
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