Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

cold j

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

cold jamal

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo

ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.

by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022

cold jerky

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

by DaStrangla January 23, 2007

cold joke

In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."

An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."

by powpow April 20, 2007

Cold Jeffrey

The act of putting ice in your mouth and then giving your partner a blowjob.

Last night after the football game I gave John a Cold Jeffrey.

by Wilma Snow July 22, 2007

cold jones

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."
"Me too dude."

by JohnnyBombo4Ever July 6, 2008