Chud’s Law

Nothing ever happens.

Especially if its in a third world country. then super nothing happens.

Chud’s Law dictates that (semi-relevant current event) will not have any consequences.

by hababi February 23, 2026

Dryden's Chud

'Dryden's Chud' means you just became the funniest person in the room.

After that joke your just like Dryden's Chud!

by The 67 Master February 8, 2026

chud spudnik

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018

Chud Syndrome

A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.

Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.

by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008

Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.

Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."

by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009

Chud stuffer

Some one that is proficient at stuffing chuds.

Word in use: “ Hey Mike, look! Billy is stuffing chuds again! What a chud stuffe

Hey Mike, look! Billy is at it again, stuffing chuds! What a chud stuffer...”

by MoxBenGix1989 March 21, 2019

Chud Sludge

Chud Sludge is a colloquial perjorative term that refers to food that is either commonly touted by Chuds to be “healthy” such as whole raw milk, red meat, and unwashed vegetables, or it can be analogous to Goyslop or the like. It generally is used in reference to heavily processed and refined food made on an industrial scale for consumption by obese individuals.

Jeremy was shocked by the supermarket’s endless rows of absolute chud sludge for the masses.

Nutritionist and Board-certified Dietician Dr. Sheinberg advised against the consumption and ingestion of chud sludge given its detrimental health effects.

by bayharborfartsmella February 26, 2026