Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

by ROACH SMASHER December 14, 2010

Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.

Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!

by allen314159 December 30, 2009

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016

SigEp Christmas Tree

(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.

1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.

2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!

3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"

4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!

by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007