chow mein

a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.

Shane: Let's get some chow mein!
Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!!

by Huang April 23, 2007

Chow Mein

Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".

I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉

by Thakiso January 11, 2017

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

by Samuel Justin adesanya July 20, 2007

Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008