Chodo

a abnormal shaped dildo, usually in the form of a chode (a dick that is fatter than it is tall). Usually used by desperate ugly chicks who couldnt get ray charles to fuck them in the dark.

Eleanor: Hey cutie!! Ive got a surprise for you at my house! That is of course, if you got time!
Ray: Hell nah bitch! I ain't touchin yo stank ass pussy! Fuck off bitch!
Eleanor: *Sniffle* I guess i'll just have to use my chodo tonight. Again...

by STARLIGHT PRODUCTIONS C&W April 21, 2010

Chodo

An unpopular vegetable resembling the choko but is wider than it is tall. Can either be skimmed on the water as a missile weapon or used as a flavour enhancer

Macca's apple pies are chocked full of chodos you know - said the snot nosed git

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

chodo

A person who lies a lot or makes up stories.

Paul is an annoying chodo.

by ClamChowder369 October 1, 2008

chodo

Means fuck me. It is used by horny gals.

abe sale ab chodo bhi ya tumhara pani gir gya.... means U basterd fuck me or u have already come

by Nahi janta August 10, 2006

Chodo Baggins

Chodo baggins (noun); For a person to be bestowed the title of chodo baggins, they must have achived aknolaged legendary status. In fact, the person must be so legendary that he/she is alowed to freely vomit in their freinds toilet, after drinking a little to much.

Freind "Wow james, ur a Chodo baggins"

Chodo "thats fine thank you (vomits in toilet) thank you who ever that is (vomits again)"

by Collins dictionary! November 7, 2008

Chodo Faggins

Someone who thinks he's cool, but nobody actually likes him

"Dude I i hate that kid"
"I know he's a Chodo Faggins"

by Smileydudefucker October 9, 2011

Chodo Baggins

Chodo baggins (noun); For a person to be bestowed the title of chodo baggins, they must have achived aknolaged legendary status. In fact, the person must be so legendary that he/she is alowed to freely vomit in their freinds toilet, after drinking a little to much.

Freind "Wow james, ur a Chodo baggins"

Chodo "thats fine thank you (vomits in toilet) thank you who ever that is (vomits again)"

by Collins dictionary! November 6, 2008