Chelsea’s Maybe Baby

A baby that you might have in your Womblands because you might have gotten pregnant.

I’m 4 days late for my period, Should I tell my boyfriend about Chelsea’s Maybe Baby

by Zach Zaxson March 11, 2022

Chelsea's Vagina

A lovely environment where everyone wants to hang out. Usually contains midgets.

Easily accessible to all and favoured greatly by her friend Reggin.

Oh Reggin, you were so deep in "Chelsea's vagina!"
I know, I was chillin' wid ma midget ho's.

by Chelsea Whoreman November 28, 2010

It's a Chelsea thing

Being racist

Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.

by 1997HondaCivic March 19, 2021

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 12, 2020

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003