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A small hick town. Filled with loud mexican music and stuck up white people. The high school is actually a boxing ring and there is never anything to do. Except eat and get fucked up.
Ceres, Ca
Oh my fucking heeby jeebys. I FUCKING hate Ceres!
Ceres by BrandNewChick September 17, 2004
Isnt ceres hot?!
ceres by ur mom February 23, 2004
Goddess of agriculture, grain, and fertility
Man, look at all those kids she has, she is such a Ceres
Ceres by audible October 6, 2008
Ceres (not the dwarf planet) is a manchild strongly influenced by Brabant's drug abuse, therefore he has a strong mental handicap. He has a slightly different accent, from what he says. Ceres lives in a first world country and his number 1 priority is to make fun of second and third world countries.

"You live in Bulgaria right, how do they even have internet there?" -Ceres

His personality is centred around being a edgy. He bullies children to feed his rabbit. He says he breathes for a living, tho I do not trust this. He lives in a wannabe German province. He jerks off to Finland's shape. He has an addiction to anime just like his friend (I don't trust the fact that he has a friend). He always says he is born in the wrong country whilst living in a first world country. Further study must be made to truly understand his actual brain activity, critical thinking and thought process.
Yeah that guy in my class is such a Ceres, he whines so much about not being Swedish.
Ceres by walterthedogofceres November 1, 2020
n. A skull-looking, loose girl who loves smoking pot.
"That Ceres is stoned again! Run before you get hit on by a dead pharaoah!"
Ceres by K.T. Kitty March 5, 2009
Canadian slang for a Raven Haired woman.
Sarah is a natural Ceres.