Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.

Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.

by blashada October 18, 2012

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

Ceaser salad

a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.

I was giving her a Ceaser salad then I realized how salty my cum is!

by PTGJB February 27, 2008

your ceaser salad is devine

a way of congratulating a person after satisfying rim job with deep tongue penetration.

Mrs. Robertson, your ceaser salad is devine

by Woololo August 30, 2012

Ceasar’s Legion

A faction in Fallout:New Vegas. They’re glorified Ancient Rome cosplayers with a couple guns and mostly sticks. Their main enemy is the NCR (New California Republic). Currently they are fighting over the Hoover dam, one of the last places in the United States wasteland that can purify water and generate electricity on a large enough scale for multiple cities. They are slavers, taking anyone unlucky enough to be in the east of Vegas as slaves. They burned a small town in Nevada called “Nipton”, which had done nothing at all to provoke the legion, except have a couple strip clubs and have perfectly legal (considering there is no government) drugs. The final quest of the game involves either killing Legate Lanius (the commander in chief of their army) or talking him out of attacking Hoover dam, with your excellent speech skills.

Courier: Ceasar’s Legion burned Nipton
Ranger: What!?
Courier: *loading service rifle* legion burned Nipton

by aidenpierce2077 October 20, 2020

ceasar's wreath

A complex arrangement of multiple partners enggaged in anal sex; typically by homosexual formimg a simultaneous penetrative action and resembling a wreath as would be worn by a ceasar. At the base of this formation, two men share a long, double-headed dildo. Many multiple partners are then joined in simultaneous anal penetration with the partner in front of them. At the terminus of each series of partners, the unengaged participants give each other a handjob.

Seriously, I want to know what the world record is for the number of participants engaged in a Ceasar's Wreath!

by SkandaalousJoenes February 25, 2015