Carter's

A medical condition which has side effects of extreme laziness, carelessness, and even poorer job performance than usual.

I woke up this morning and had a really bad case of the Carter's, in fact it was so bad, that I had to take a nap before I left for work.

by Roman_Nagel February 5, 2009

Carter’s Dad

Literally Johnny Sins

Hey what’s up Jonny , what ?that’s not my name.

Carter’s dad is literally Johnny Sins

by #babyscina May 3, 2021

Carter's height

∞

carter's height is infinitely tall

by csdsd March 28, 2020

Carter's height

carter's height is ∞

carter's height is ∞

by csdsd March 28, 2020

Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.

He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.

Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!

by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016

carter-speck

stupid, idiotic, someone who dyes their hair blonde because they're insecure about their nature color, though they look better brunette.

someone who rubs makeup on their face to a consistancy so that it looks like peanut butter.

What's on her face?
Ughh..she's SUCH a carter-speck!
WHERE'S THE JELLY, carter-speck?

by peachykeane December 7, 2009