Calus

Daddy calus was found to be a robot in the leviathan raid
the guardians will find the real calus
all be it his dead decomposing egregore ridden body
Daddy calus will never dissapoint

Calus looks like a ballsack
Calus is a fake ballsack

by morbinmogus May 30, 2022

Calus

A posh fat being.

Oh my god shut up you calus.

by JRSting March 9, 2024

doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Calisthenician

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Calasa

Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.

Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.

by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Câlisse

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

by toecap April 30, 2013

calsag

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest

Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.

by Untracker October 28, 2020