bowened

To be completely drunk out of your mind, to the point of being sick, trying to get out of moving vehicles and someone having to call an ambulence for you.

wow, she is completely bowened!
im gonna get bowened tonight.

by Birdy1984 May 31, 2010

Bowened

The situation of your crush bringing her best friend to your date.

"I was finally getting a shot with that girl but I got bowened at Costa"

by areyouskunked April 11, 2023

Bowered

'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage!
I AIN'T BOWERED!!!!

by princessconsuelabananahammock February 15, 2009

Bowned

Getting owned during sex.

Raph: Apparentley he pulled out his slong and stabbed her in the eye with it
Liam: Poor bitch got bowned

by LiLee October 25, 2006

bowned

Receiving an injury to your penis (having your "boner" get "owned", hence the word) Also spelled as bown3d, bpwned, or bpwm3d. Exclamation points/ ones can also be added.

Not to be confused with getting boned, which is much more pleasent.

When spoken, stress of the "w" sound is used to avoid such confusion.

(Man 1 gets kneed in the nuts by a woman)
Man 2: "Dude, you just got bowned!"

by just some random guy June 26, 2005

Bolened

To be talked into a purchase you originally had no intention of buying.

I came to the store to buy a CD and the salesman Bolened me into buying 3 new DVDs.

by shoeschrist June 24, 2011

Bowned

Bowned: A combination of getting both owned and boned at the same time.

YOU JUST GOT BOWNED, like your mom last night.

by Roroo October 30, 2011