Bluebread

Big idiot person. He gets no woman and if he touches you, you'll turn into bart simpson

Dumb Person:" Wow that idiot is scary"

Smart Person: Yea he's a Bluebread

by ToasterStove November 23, 2022

bluehead

A bluehead is an old lady who has a blue rinse in her hair.
Usually seen driving 20 miles an hour below the speed limit.
The term was first used in parts of New England but has now spread to other areas where old folk still use a blue rinse for hirsute dyeing.

There's another bluehead holding up the traffic ahead.

by Rafio the Mad Monk July 14, 2009

bluebearding

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...

Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.

by dietdrpete December 28, 2013

Bluebear

a blue recolour of the video game mascot freddy fazbear, but this time he likes hoaxes and also has his own food chain. he is being haunted by men named mark roggers and kevin myers, and he also has some lore

yo did you hear about the place called bluebear's hot dog diner?

yeah i heard they have hot and sexy animatronics there

by ryno the reptile man October 23, 2020

Bluehead

A (usually) brand new account that has not set up their profile. On many services the default avatar is some variant of a blue outline of a head, or a white outline of a head against a blue background. Sometimes known as an "egg" or "egghead".

"I'm not saying there's a sockpuppets here, but my last post the top ten comments were blueheads."

by Resuna December 30, 2017

bluebrains

bluebrains

Akin to "blue-balls", brains that have become blue are swelled up with potential.
A given engineering problem exists, and the user has all of the facilities to resolve the answers, but simply has not yet.

Due to the unrelenting desire to further ones area of expertise, the brain intrinsically reminds them to move closer to a point of final realization. Eventually a headache will persist until the user gives in to their own abilities and approaches the climax of conceptual completion.

"I'm working on a real-time non-blocking audio DSP chain that unfurls a system of nodes way faster than I could ever do it.
But I'm too lazy right now to get around to it. It's starting to ache, yet it's all within my control: I've got bluebrains."

by midinerd February 12, 2019

bluehead

Short haired feminist with a dye job, most commonly seen with blue hair. They take offense at everything and are often observed screaming at others. Attacks can be provoked with simple eye contact.

The violent bluehead chased me with an umbrella.

by CliftonTravis July 7, 2021