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A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.
by murks001 July 9, 2009
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A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.
Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.
by andyhah1 December 24, 2011
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The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
by Neach February 12, 2024
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Kiss The Blarney Stone

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The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
by NZ Jack November 7, 2013
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The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.
by Bogdan's smasmortion April 12, 2009
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