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A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.
"I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."
"Oh Baylor! in Waco?"
"Yeah Baylor..."
by Richard Cheddar July 6, 2008
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A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.
by txredwingfan February 16, 2009
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a town in North-Western South Carolina. Population includes rednecks, upper-middle class families, phony "gangsta"'s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants.
I'm not from Belton, TX, I'm from the sweet methlab town of Belton, SC...
by siles420 June 18, 2011
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A little town in England, it is named after an aristocratic family.
Ever been to Belton? It's lovely there.
by Lanne MacBeth January 12, 2009
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He is well endowed as well as intelligent. A man to be feared
Belton is the man
by Boffa123 November 22, 2021
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Usually a tall British man who sips tea and wishes that he had a large dick
That guy is such a belton
by kookabruva July 27, 2022
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A hick school in the hick town of Belton Texas. Full of wana be gagnstas that think they've lived a hard life. I hate this school I hate the town, im moving ASAP. Fuck everyone from BHS.
REP UP BOSS-CITY!... ILL END UP LIVING HERE ALL MY LIFE IN THIS IGNORANT TOWN AND IM PROUD OF THE WASTE OF A LIFE I HAVE PRODUCED!

Belton High School, Belton its self, is slum.
by Belton isnt tough... srsly. January 20, 2009
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