a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.
Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.
Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.
Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"
"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006
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"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."
"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006
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1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022
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“Did you see Gherghina Balaban new post? Looking fine as hell”
“I wish she would let me get a piece of that”
“I wish she would let me get a piece of that”
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Get the ballbanger mug.The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.
At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.
by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010
Get the ballbañero mug.A white child more than likely of anglo-european descent who can most often be found pretending to be from the continent of Africa.
by Leet April 20, 2003
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