butt secks

Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).

BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*

by Barley234 April 3, 2008

butt secks

Online jargon that means butt sex, which in turn means gay sex.

Oh noez, butt secks hurts!

by igor pilot November 5, 2007

butt secks

Anal intercourse with socks on.

"Brooke likes butt secks with strangers."

by POTsdamSandStoners February 10, 2010

butt secks

the combination of the word butt with secks, usually used when describing homosexual ass pounding, also used to describe sodomy

Homo 1: So you horny tonight for the butt secks?
Homo 2: Of yeah, butt secks me hard!
Homo 1: Fark yeah, teh butt secks r0x0rs hard!

by teh_butt_sex_roxors! July 16, 2008

butt secks

to describe public displayes of affections, to get someone in trouble or humiliate someone in public

"They were having butt secks in Study Hall"
"STOP HAVING BUTT SECKS"

by EL AGUA October 29, 2007

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010