Black Beauty

A horse with a diamond in his forehead, and a white leg. He has a ridiculously long story about him

"Why, Black Beauty! Do you know me? It's Joe, the stable boy from Squire Gordon's place."

by Jennifer Caswell June 5, 2017

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A 50's custom Gibson Les Paul with 3 humbuckers and gold hardware. One was used by Jimmy Page, but was stoled at a gig and never retrieved.

A Black Beauty is one of Gibson's best guitars.

by fecal matter February 1, 2005

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A large dump that is so dark that it looks black. Usually caused by eating a bunch of shitty food for many days. It is best taken in a portable shitter so that everyone can admire it.

Wow, have you been to the outhouse? After 4 days of kampin' Lance really took a Black Beauty.

by kampinmofos July 16, 2010

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Someone or something that is beautiful in a nonstandard way. (most likely in a mysterious or dark manner)

In Buffy the Vampire Slayer (episode: Crush, Season: 5), when describing his ex-girlfriend Drusilla, Spike says, "...she never stopped taking me to new depths. I was a lucky bloke. Just to touch such a black beauty."

by cweitzenfeld March 20, 2012

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A very large, horselike member, with impressive girth, enormous length and unbelievable stamina. Typically known for its forceful ejaculation and long strokes (or strides). Named for its similarity to the male horse genitalia and its dark color.

"Charles doesn't use Black Beauty to plow fields, but rather your mom, sister, wife and daughter."

by Mr B. Beauty February 21, 2004