Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.

You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 March 5, 2011

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

Ass Blasted

To get drunk "twisted"

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.

by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

blasted ass

farting

who blasted ass in here?

by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

blasted ass

to release a foul smell from ones anus.

Roll down the window i just blasted ass!

by bigskilet December 16, 2008

double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005