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Arthur’s pleasure

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The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019
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An arthur's nipple is usualy a nipple that is hard due to hornyness or coldness. An arthur's nipple usually stands out when wearing any type of clothing, even sweater and jackets.
Damn, look at the arthur's nipples. that guy must be really horny!
by Big teetees May 27, 2010
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Arthur's Revenge

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A hangover caused by drinking excessive pints of Guinness the night before. Symptoms include headache, bitter after-taste and the squirts. Takes it's name from the Irish Stout's creator, Arthur Guinness.
Colin: Hey, why aren't you at work today?
Peter: I don't feel so good. Got a spot of Arthur's Revenge.
Colin: Your poor ring piece.
by Dairylea Line December 2, 2009
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The tiniest thing on Earth. Only sydney would like it.
Sydney: I lovvve Arthur's hook, i wanna bang it! Hardddd
by iufriufiwjxowuyfreh September 25, 2018
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A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.
They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.
by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024
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King Arthur's Gold

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Its a 2d game that is just in alpha stage.
Its about medieval wars, it have 3 classes yet:
Warrior, Archer and Builder.

The game is based by minecraft and a old super nintendo game named King Arthur's WORLD

The game have physics, zombies and the best Player versus Player i have ever played!
Me-Daddy can you buy me King Arthur's Gold?

Dad-Let me see it!

Me-Look, its about medieval stuff!

Dad-Ok let me buy it!
by imsoludicrous November 6, 2012
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A coochie so tight, your ding dong gets stuck in it. In reference to the Sword in the Stone.
I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.
by L8Nite4Play September 2, 2011
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