AVS

1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.

FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome
Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.

Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...
by MLDP inc. January 11, 2011
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AVS

Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.
Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.
by tinsle.teeth November 14, 2018
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The Ave

Nickname for The Avenue Apartments in Norman, OK. Common place for many University of Oklahoma students to stay at. Facilites and rooms are good looking and modern, fun place to stay. The people who stay there are....quite interesting....see avetard.
Yea I'm living at The Ave next semester.
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The Ave

Jamaica Avenue in Queens, New York. Especially the blocks with the urban shopping areas.
"Yo, where you got the new Jordan's?"
"I got them at The Ave."
by Dat_Dude May 17, 2006
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ave

ave is basically John b from outer banks no questions asked
ave stole your girl bro

ave is a millionaire
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AV

Adult Video,
Japanese porno films
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
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ave it

Say "ave it" when you kick or punch something really hard.
ave it you bastard (kick) looking at my bird was yer (kick)
by JW Pepper December 22, 2003
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