a small dick

A chode or joseph

Definition:A chode is a small dick

by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017

A small dick

A person who is not really good at being a jerk or dick

Dude your like a small dick your too nice

by Bod23 May 13, 2019

someone with a small dick

a Josh

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!

by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014

I have a small dick

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."

"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.

by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018