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1. it’s a can
2. american but without the meri (merry xd lol)
Hey, look it’s a can!

hlo ar u a can i am cndian
by radderman December 25, 2021
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a can of whoopass

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A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
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Used to describe a very homely individual.
"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"
by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006
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a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving
“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer
by dingdongsam November 1, 2022
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