A brain-dead Millenialβs corner-cutting way of advertising an ill-conceived dependence on getting high on Meth before marathon anonymous raw dog fuck sessions with total strangers. Often multiple total strangers.
βI need to put π in my profile headline, just in case anyone might think my self-esteem is good enough to have sex while coherent.β
β π should hopefully signify to everyone on that dating app that I have no self-respect, and expect to contract multiple communicable diseases this weekend before I get canned from my job on Monday while still awake from last Friday.β