[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton
by dj mbm July 11, 2008
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[Paris Hilton]

A extremly pretty model that should always win contests.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...
Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
by Spazcat101 January 22, 2009
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Paris Hilton

1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
by portapussman August 03, 2010
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Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.
Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.
by Doozy December 15, 2006
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Female correctional facilities in California.
That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.
by dougless May 08, 2007
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Paris Hilton

The only person whose nude fakes are real
Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!
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person 1: man that girl is such a paris hilton!

Person 2: i know, i herd she did it with 8 men this month alone!
by sara-fantastic March 30, 2009
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