#5

verb-to put your hands on a chicks ass...using your 5 fingers on each hand

sara:"are you sorry that you broke up with her?"
zach::"yeah,i miss that #5"

by natie-poo August 26, 2007

#5

A pussy safety on lee's summit west high school football team. He did a cheap shot on a player in the 2010 Missouri class 5 state championship game.

Guy1: look at #5 he's a fag
Guy2: yeah he's also a pussy for that cheap shot

by Please accept this entry April 18, 2011

#5

Short term used for when someone breaks rule #5 of the girl code:

5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.

Exception: If he's one of those guys who every girl likes.

Jill: I can't believe Amanda's going out with Jack! I totally called him 4 weeks ago! And even worse, Amanda was my best friend!
Jill's Friend: Wow, I can't believe Amanda would just pull a #5 on you like that.

by heartWhite September 30, 2010

#5

A pussy safety on lee's summit west high school football team. He did a cheap shot on a player in the 2010 Missouri class 5 state championship game.

Guy1: look at #5 he is a fag
Guy2: yeah and a pussy for that cheap shot

by Accept this entry please April 18, 2011

#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.

While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!

by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017

#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023