Toilet Paper 

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

Toilet Paper by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

toilet paper 

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

toilet paper by awkward swine March 22, 2020

toilet paper 

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

toilet paper by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet paper 

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.

I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.

Toilet paper by Big stonks March 22, 2020

TOILET PAPER 

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

TOILET PAPER by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

Toilet paper 

Nonexistent in stores during 2020

Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper

Toilet paper by Cora :) March 23, 2020

toilet paper 

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

toilet paper by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020