Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest
flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a
special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet
paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet
paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.