A, and I cannot
stress this enough, BIG tiddy, britches-defying, goth
gf, the truest thiccy you ever did
lay your eyes on.
Trace: Dude did you hear about the ruckus down at the honkytonk?
Kenny: No I didn't, what happened?
Trace: A positively scrumptious Chungus walked in, and all
the boys couldn't handle it. How DID she
get them got-damn britches on??